Pabila Tayar Kereta Proton Saga Masuk Longkang

ok...ni kejadian ptg smlm laa...nak habaq mai....around 7pm cmtu laa,kak ama (my ousmate) cam biase laa nak pi amek abg dier dr tmpt keje en...mmg rutin dier hari2 cenggitu pon...so x pelik dah...jd dier mintak tlg uyum & inn instruct kete dier tu pasal dier nak reverse kuar menyerong sket...cewah...tamo cucahkan uyum la utk alih kan kete dier yg parking kat luar tu kunun...inn instruct dr blakang....yg uyum instruct dr dpn...wahh!!! dah mcm gaye2 polis trapik pencen gitu...ahakss!!

tp nk dijadikan crite nyer,tgh shaye wif others ousmate dok ngadap cite Adamaya (ala,yg salu kuar kat tv3 kul 6.30ptg tuuuu)...tibe2 kitorang terdengar laa 1 bunyi yg kuat taw....mcm bunyi bergesek laa..tap2 tup...haaa kau!! tayar depan sebelah kiri kete kak ama masuk longkang daa....kak ama + uyum dah panik giler...hehehe...leh tgk laa muke dowang cuak...dah laa kaka ama dah terlewat  nak fetch abg dier kat tmpt keje nun...adoiyai,skrang tayar ni lak wat hal...aiseymennn....

maka nyer,kitowang yg kat dlm umah ni pon kuar laa ramai2 nak tgk pe2 yg boleh tolong en...(cewah,bajet superwoman la konon)....yg c zaza dok sebok heboh nak angkat kete tu naik ke atas...hahaha....tp bile tinguk bdn dier and nak compare ngn kete tu,rase nyer mau berat lg kot kete tu...huhu...

so dlm2 suasana menggelebah tu,x tau laa sape punye idea la en,kate nyer letak batu bata kat depan tayar tu secara menyerong so biar tayar tu senang naek atas....wahh!! brilliant!!....inn pon susun laa batu bata tu elok2...sekali,dtg c eyang mya,huh,pe lg,mkin galak laa dier pon memberi  kan idea2 yg bernas ...gud job...

and then kak ama pun masuk laa kete nak start enjin and nak try tekan minyak....TETAPI tibe2 x jd lak...she look at me...OWH NOOOO!!! then dier pon berkata "Nadya,ko la tolong wat kan...sbb bdn ko ringan...kalu akak,akak takot tayar pecah nnti" adoiyaiii..my face turns to blue pale colours....Y ME?? Y  ME?? dah la before dat bace paper mcm2 cite yg kuar pasal tayar pecah ni leh bawak maut la...kete terbakar laa....and suddenly came across in my mind cite pasal arwah achik spin tu meninggal pasal kete terbakar...wuahhhoooooo.....dangerous2....

tp nadya yg baek hati ni pon  meneruskan perjuangan gak...mmg mengucap ceciap laa beb....yela,takot lak kalu jadi pape yg x diingini blaku en...haa...sapo nak jawab eh jang??? 1st trial mmg kete x gerak...yang lain sume dah cuak2...so sume berpusu2 dok nambah kan batu bata lagi nak  kasi tayar tu naek...tp sebnar nya i yg x lepas handbreak kete tu...camne kete tu nak gerak....?????hahaha... then matikan enjin...lepas dah puas hati ngn kedudukan batu bata tu,shaye pi la masuk kete tu blk n nak start enjin...dah enjin kete xleh start lakkk....adoiyaiii....lg laa muke kak ama panik...tapi tibe2 uyum ternampak yg gear x free...kat tempat 'D'...hahaha....nadya2....mmg kelam kabut alam tol laa!!

so bile kete dah berjaya dihidupkan...pe lg,b4 tekan minyak kete,mengucap dulu beb! then baru laa slowly2 tekan...FUHH!!!! x sangka! berjaya menaikkan tayar kete tu ke atas....hahahaha...terase diva sgt i time tuuu...rase cam nak waving2 hand like a miss universe 2010 tuuu....huhuhu...tp mmg nmpak laa muke sume org dah lega mase tu....ALHAMDULIlLAH....

tp apa yang penting KERJASAMA rumah no 24 laa...susah senang idup bersama....jgn laa bile anything happen blah bawak diri melukut di tepi gantang laa kunun...hmm....kalau ade pon org2 yg cmtu....meh shaye nak nyanyi 1 lagu ni khas utk anda ea....

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